Wednesday, June 1, 2011

You know what stinks about slugging?

Driving to an afternoon slug spot and waiting for 30 minutes to pick up a slug. Then driving for 25 minutes and then fighting traffic to get home. 4:30pm-5:30pm time frame is the worst... Any slick pick up spots that I don't know about?

Sunday, October 18, 2009

No more for now.

Slugging hasn't been entertaining enough for me lately to blog.

People are just weird as crap. I think I've become desensitized to it. After being in a car that broke down last month, I've think I've had everything happen to me that's humanely possible.

I've sat in smelly cars, I've had slow and fast drivers. I've had two attempted brainwashings. I've sat in cars with baby seats in the middle instead of to the side. I've sat in crappy cars and I've sat in many Mercedes. I've had a woman driving that wasn't smelling so fresh. I've had a drunk driver drive us. I think my first month or two were much more entertaining.

I may update stuff. I may update HOV cheaters and put their pictures online. I actually have a portable HD video camera now. so maybe I'll just document cars and not type anymore. We'll see.

Friday, October 2, 2009

No A/C the day before yesterday.


I swear people are just content with IHOP air. It always smells like stale air in IHOP. You get into a car and it is hot, it is stuffy, and it just sucks a big donkey d***.

Will it hurt to turn up some kind of air? At least I got to sit in a Mercedes two day in a row, after that; I think it's the Slug God's way of saying, "Hey I'm sorry, lemme hook a brother up."

The slug etiquette of not saying anything has got to change for the sake of air quality level inside the car at the very least.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Blocking the Box

There should be explosives at each intersection that blows up everything within the box the second it hits red. I don't know how many times I've been stuck in Rosslyn between 10-20 minutes to drive 150 yards to the light. Only 8-10 cars get to go if that each light because of the douchebags that don't know how to not block an intersection. And two cars when it's blocked.

Thanks douchebags.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Suggestion # 43

Wear deodorant.

Nothing worse than a guy with bad BO. Some people just walk around smelling like a gym locker.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Why would you want to put a gross spit cup


in the cup holder? with crap all over it?

Thursday, September 10, 2009

FREE PASS ON HOV?


Since when do "government cars" get passes to ride on HOV?

This car had one person in it. It wasn't a police car. If you're not on duty to pull people over, then why are you on there?

Should it say:

HOV-3
3 people or more, motorcycles, and government vehicles? Isn't the only way they can get on there is if they have official business? Like escorting VIPS, and not going to work from Dale Blvd?

What a bunch of bastards.