DAY 10: We're not supposed to eat things with hooves

So this morning, I run late and decide to be a slug instead of a driver. There is a long line of cars, and the car behind the head car has no passengers. The first in line driver says "Crystal City" (not my destination, but no one was close to walking up), which is six stops or so away, so I say sure, since he already had a passenger.

This is my first ride where the driver is social; we actually talked. By the way, my car is outside the designated parking area and I hope that I do not get towed.


At the mixing bowl (halfway to the exit for the Pentagon), we see a sign that says, ALL LANES BLOCKED IN HOV AT 14th STREET. All Doom, All Gloom, you name it. I was already late for work, and now the fast lane will probably become a parking lot with no exits out.

So we are chatting and halfway there, he starts talking about a brain worm. Apparently if you eat uncooked pork you get brain worms. And then he shared a story where Jesus pulled a devil spirit out of someone and put it in a pig. And someone asks why he put it in a pig, and he said you're not supposed to eat things with hooves on it. So he was saying even Jesus knew back then eating pork was bad.

Because you could get brain worms.

So I share my story from a brilliant woman on Monday night that informed us, through research; if you wear a bra, you will get cancer. And if women stop wearing bras, the cancer goes away. Where do people seriously come up with this stuff? I can thank the AntiChrist aka Bridget for that one. The AntiChrist bought this woman a beer on Monday night at the bar and we got stuck talking to this woman; similiar how we were stuck today in the HOV lane, with no where to go. The lady's dog was dying and she was at the bar drinking telling us medical discoveries.

It's been a fun week so far. Yesterday I had to drive because of the hockey game and it took me 1.5 hours. Today I learned about brain worms. And I took the wrong train because I wasn't paying attention. So I went through DC back to VA instead of bypassing DC. Yay for humpday.