What's Worse than a Big Ego in a Corvette?

A bigger ego in a piece of sh*t hybrid car.

What is it with people that always have to be ahead? You know the people I'm talking about.

• Trying to merge into an exit lane while in the middle lane; instead of braking slightly to ease behind the car they are next to, they speed up, slam on the brakes
  
• The drivers that speed up in the slow lanes for merging traffic so other drivers can't merge onto the highway. Oh wait that's why mornings suck so bad from Dale City to Lorton because people don't know how to merge!

Well PADG1 (license plate of morning douche), the award goes to you this morning. You had a slow car in front of you, (both of you in the left lane) which you didn't attempt to pass for several miles.

When I passed both cars (this was after a metro bus passed both cars on the right), little penishead tailgates the bus and is trying to get over back to the left lane. This is half a mile before the Memorial Bridge exit (which is what, a whole 30 seconds away)?

Since his car was so small he gunned it and fit into the small space just as the exit popped up and was maybe six inches from me when he pulled the move and popped into the left exit lane, which I was getting of at as well.

1. You were 30 seconds away from your exit.
2. You didn't attempt to pass until a bus pass you and three other cars.
3. There was plenty of space behind my car and the car you passed.
4. You risked hitting my car within inches to prove that what again? That you are the man.
   
5. You were driving slow in the passing lane then decided it was Speed Racer time before your exit.
   

If someone can install a need a cow plow for my car I'll be happy.