Best of This Week.

No A/C for four or five cars as noted this week.


Getting into a Mercedes that has double floor mats. I had these in the early 80's at my parent's house lining the hallway. I didn't think these still existed. I used to pull it up and make hills for my Hot Wheels go over them and torture myself by putting my arm underneath of it to see how bad the little spikes would hurt. They hurt.

Getting into a Hyndai from a person not much older than myself with easy listening tunes from the 80's on his CD mix. After he changed it from 107.3 A man my age should not be listening to 107.3. Or wear a college class ring. You might as well wear a pinky ring.

I got into a car yesterday with someone that I thought was sick, because she kept coughing, but it was like a nervous one. I realized that it was Turrets. I didn't think people with Turrets could drive? She was very nice but I also had thoughts of us running into a concrete barrier as well.

Speaking of concrete barrier, I sat in an Audi with a guy that was pulling 85mph with the windows open on HOV. It was nice to get home quick, but man, it was pretty loud.

This morning I was walking up to the lot and I was the closest person to the first car with a woman getting ready to get into it as well. I walk up and she says, "Crystal City!" followed by Sorry! and pointed to the two women about 25 feet away.

I was like what? I look in and there's no one in there, she was saving a spot for two of the women walking up but hadn't gotten there yet. I was confused, it was like the scene in Austin Powers where the guy is screaming from 50 feet away his demise. Except she was calling that the car was filled up before anyone got there. So I turn around (since I was in between the two cars) to the car behind it since she had pretty much claimed it for the other women. At this point the other two had walked up to this van, and no one to the first car, and so I walk up and get in; wanting to bitch slap her for being an idiot.

Was she going to give me the Heisman for trying to jump in when I was rightfully next in line because she saw the other women first? Stupid people.